My Estate

My estate is like my mate
So boring I started snoring
I got my bike
Went on a hike
And didn't come back until morning.

My Life

My life is like a knife
Sharp on one side, blunt on the other.
Sharp playing soccer on the pitch
Blunt when I get caught on the mitch.
Blunt when I am on detention
Sharp when I catch the teacher's attention.

My Trouble

Detention, suspension, expulsion and lines
I got them all for hitting Miss Hinse.
It wasn't my fault it was that ugly witch
She threw the duster at my mate Mitch
I came up behind her and hit her and thump
Everyone laughing cause she had a bump
Now I'm all alone lying in bed
Thinking of the bump on Miss nice head.